Maryland State Lottery Radio SHOPPING SUCKS by Eisner Communications

The Radio ad titled SHOPPING SUCKS was done by Eisner Communications advertising agency for Maryland State Lottery in United States. It was released in Dec 2004.

Maryland State Lottery: SHOPPING SUCKS

Media
Released
December 2004
Posted
December 2004
Creative Director
Account Supervisor

Credits & Description:

Advertising Agency: EISNER COMMUNICATIONS, USA, Baltimore
Creative Director: Stephen Etzine
Scriptwriter: Craig Strydom/Mark Rosica
Agency Producer: Craig Strydom/Mark Rosica
Account Supervisor: David Blum



Script in English

[To the tune of Jingle Bells - length will be determined by leaving out verses or fade out earlier]

FVO: Parking at the mall,
Before the holiday,
There’s no parking space,
Hey lady that’s one way!

Walking through the crowd,
I know I’ll never find,
The perfect gift for Uncle Jack
Before I lose my mind.

Shopping sucks,
Shopping sucks,
Every year this time.
Oh what pain it is to search
For gifts and wait in line. (Oy Vey!)


Should have paid
For gas inside,
Instead of just quick pay
And bought holiday scratch-offs
From the Maryland Lottery.

I should have been smart,
There’s no need to suffer,
Holiday scratch-offs will be great
For any stocking stuffer. (DUH!)

Shopping sucks,
Shopping sucks,
Stuck in line all day
Should have just got Holiday Scratch-Offs
From the Maryland Lottery.


ANNCR: Nothing says Happy Holidays like scratch-offs from the Maryland Lottery. Introducing Frosty the Doughman, Candy Cash Doubler, Happy Holidays and Holly Jolly Tripler. Now available at over 3800 retailers. The Maryland Lottery. Let Yourself Play.