Advertising Agency: BBDO NEW YORK, USA
Creative Director: Brian Donovan
Creative Director: Brian Donovan
Scriptwriter: Tommy Troncoso
Agency Producer: Loren Parkins
Producer: Loren Parkins
Full script of the ad IN ENGLISH, REGARDLESS OF THE ORIGINAL LANGUAGE OF THE AD
MVO1: Hey, Dew drinkers; it’s time for another episode of ‘Mountain Dew User’s Guide to the Good Life’.
Today: How to impress a girl.
MVO2: It’s pretty easy to do if you follow these simple steps.
MVO1: Okay, Step 1: Be good-looking.
MVO2: That’s right. Look at me. I look hot.
MVO1: Uh, do you even own a mirror?
MVO2: Of course I do.
MVO1: Does it work?
MVO2: Yes.
MVO1: Okay, step 2 to impressing a girl? Compliment her.
MVO2: But be creative, okay? If she’s got an amazing ba-donka-donk, then everybody compliments her on that ba-donka-donk.
MVO1: Right, so compliment a different feature. Maybe her eyebrows. Like, ‘your eyebrows are so amazing. They remind me of your ba-donka-donk’.
MVO2: Nice. Definitely gonna work.
MVO1: Nailed it. Step 3, guys: Buy her a Mountain Dew.
MVO2: You want to say something like, ‘Eh, can I buy you a Mountain Dew, you beautiful creature, you?’
MVO1: Oh, that last part’s just creepy.
MVO2: Good point. Step 4: Don’t be creepy.
MVO1: So just to recap. To impress a girl: Be good-looking. Be complimentary. And be generous with the Dew.
MVO2: And…
MVO1 & MVO2: Don’t be creepy.
MVO1: Mountain Dew.
MVO2: Do the Dew.