Advertising Agency: HOOPER GALTON, UNITED KINGDOM, London
Creative Director: Martin Galton
Scriptwriter: Martin Galton
Agency Producer: Anni Cullen
Account Supervisor: Vanessa Gibbin
Director: Hooper Galton
Sound Engineer: Ben Hooper
Script in English
FVO: There is now a choice of listening. If you want to remain British turn off now. If you’d rather
be Portuguese, stay tuned.
MVO1: Well welcome back to Dr Louis Rando, eminent Portuguese sexologist.
MVO2: Good evening again
MVO1: Hello Louis, Now I believe you’ve perfected the art of existential sex.
MVO2: Yes. It’s a technique that allows you to enjoy all the attributes of how is your father but
without any of the inconvenience.
MVO1: Any time, any place, anywhere (laughs).
MVO2: Yes. It is especially useful in meetings, when it might be inappropriate to have actual
nookie, or in a radio interview like this.
MVO1: Oh, are you doing it now?
MVO2: Yes.
MVO1: Er…shall I leave the room.
MVO2: It is not necessary, an existential frou frou only last for
five…………………………………………………………………..
………………………………………………………………….seconds.
MVO1: So are you finished?
MVO2: Yes.
MVO1: So what is the secret to a healthy existential sex life?
MVO2: Nando’s fresh flame grilled Peri Peri chicken. It is believed to have aphrodisiac qualities
which keep you constantly perky. Excuse me.
MVO1: Er…are you at it again.
MVO2: Oh just a quick one.
SFX: Nando’s jingle.
ANN: Nando’s. Be Portuguese.