Advertising Agency: HOOPER GALTON, UNITED KINGDOM, London
Creative Director: Martin Galton
Scriptwriter: Martin Galton
Agency Producer: Anni Cullen
Account Supervisor: Vanessa Gibbin
Director: Hooper Galton
Sound Engineer: Ben Hooper
Script in English
FVO: There is now a choice of listening. If you want to remain British turn off now. If you’d rather
be Portuguese, stay tuned.
MVO1: I‘m with Portugal’s leading dermatologist, Antonio Exfolio
MVO2: Hello.
MVO1: Professor, skin is of course very important isn’t it, and what every woman wants to know
is, what type of skin is best?
MVO2: Well, Portuguese skin of course. Here, let me show you, rub my cheek.
SFX: The sound of two bricks being rubbed together.
MVO1: Ooh, very tough isn’t it.
MVO2: Yes, very tough, very tough strong Portuguese skin. Now here smell.
MVO1: Oh.
SFX: Sniff sniff.
MVO2: What it smell of?
MVO1: It’s leather.
MVO2: Ah ha, yes you see beautiful strong, healthy
MVO1: Do you have any tips for my skin?
MVO2: No, huh! Your skin is British. It’s white and pasty because of all the rain, no good, no
good, no good
MVO1: So, what’s the secret of Portuguese skin?
MVO2: Nando’s Peri-peri sauce. It’s rich in vitamin A and vitamin C,
MVO1: Ah, so you rub it into your skin.
MVO2: Nah, don’t be weird. I have it on chicken. I’m not gonna rub it on my face, you nutter.
SFX: Nando’s jingle.
ANN: Be Portuguese.